Venezuelans want to brush their teeth three times a day.
They want to have safe sex. They want to have babies.
They want to sing in the shower. And even blow out their hair.
And they want to work on Fridays.
In short, they want to live in a normal country where the president isn’t counting how long people are in the shower, how often they’re attending to dental hygiene, or how many hours they’re trying to work in a week.